How a normal person talks to their horse:Oh, snucomes, you're so cute. oh yes you are, oh yes you are. Oh, you're so pretty. Such a pretty pony. Oh here have some cookies.
Me:You're ugly. Stop licking me. What's your problem. Seriously, that's not cute. Asshole. Dude, really, it's not cute. What are you doing. How did you shit on yourself, are you really that pathetic? What are you doing with your life? It's like you sit here and waste away. No, I was serious, stop licking me. No you can't have a cookie, I don't like you anymore.