If you hit the jump in show jumping, it will collapse.
If you hit the jump in cross country, you will collapse.
is this sarcasm??? Equestrians are people who always have a bit of straw in their pockets and mints in their bags in case of ponies
Equestrians are people who have cracked nails, most likely painted but chipped because they tried to make them look super good and then went to the stables and it all went downhill from there
Equestrians have great butts and great posture
and you will occasionally see one drinking water from a hose pipe in the middle of summer when your water bottle is too far away
The hose pipe tho
The only part they got right is the cute part. I can’t afford a $7 coffee my horse just got his feet done. Perfect manicures ha! I gave up on that a long time ago! By the time i am done at the barn i look like i went for a roll with my horse.
Hahaha hose pipe so true
i feel like this is true for those hunter girls who have their own grooms and dont know what a hoof pick is
hose pipes tho omg
one time a girl i rode with spent the whole day at the barn instead of going home to get ready for this dinner she had to go to, so she washed her hair with horse shampoo in the wash stall LOL
about a year ago I taught Jack how to wave … now he sees a carrot and waves and i just. no horse.
HAHAHA HOW CAN I NOT REBLOG THIS, YOUR FACE IS SO UNIMPRESSED
Oh horses. Where would I be without you!
Probably with a lot less hay in my bra.
… The truth ^And with more money
I WILL REBLOG THIS TIL MY FINGERS BLEED
FOR EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT HAVING THICK THIGHS BECAUSE OF RIDING
YOUR THIGHS ARE MAJESTIC AS FUCK
YOU USE THEM TO BALANCE YOURSELF WHILE ON TOP OF A THOUSAND POUND ANIMAL OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO BE BIG
SOME PEOPLE CANT CONTROL A FUCKING DOG BUT YOU CAN CONTROL THIS HUGE IDIOTIC ANIMAL WITH BATSHIT CRAZY INSTINCTS
LOVE YOUR THUNDER THIGHS
I needed this
RESPECT YOUR THIGHS GUYS
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
THEY ARE STRONG
YOU COULD SNAP YOUR ENEMIES NECKS WITH THEM
*horse pins ears*
Non-equestrian: Omg! It looks angry! I should move away before it tries to bite me!
Me: You better wipe that expression off your face in the next 3 seconds or I’ll give you something to pin your ears at you little shithead.
Trust won’t save you if a plastic bag comes rolling by.
if you aren’t an equestrian this would be so fucking confusing
“What I thought this was a carousel! Why is it moving?! ABORT! ABORT!”
I could seriously sit here and watch this all day!
Well it’s with a heavy and sad heart that I say my gorgeous mare is officially for sale :(
It’s not because I can’t afford her but because I am too tall for her. If she were 16.3 or 17 h I wouldn’t sell her for the rest of my life!
A little info on her…..
9 yr old coming 10 this year
Whisper is a true packer from short stirrups to the 3’ hunters. Simple horse, you can take her from the trailer straight to the show ring. UTD on everything. Sweetest personality you could find.
If anyone wants additional info please message me and I can help you out or give you my trainers number for additional info.
Keep reblogging this please!!
I so wish I had seen this when we were looking for a horse- she’s gorgeous! (And I have a soft spot for Anglo-Arabs)