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How I explain the difference between cross country and show jumping:

saddlebum:

If you hit the jump in show jumping, it will collapse.

If you hit the jump in cross country, you will collapse.

posted 3 months ago with 1,239 notes
via: horsesornothing · source: saddlebum
horsesornothing:

small-town-equestrian:

letterperfectmxk:

paint-horse-dreamin:

piaffepassage:

browbands:

 
is this sarcasm??? Equestrians are people who always have a bit of straw in their pockets and mints in their bags in case of ponies
Equestrians are people who have cracked nails, most likely painted but chipped because they tried to make them look super good and then went to the stables and it all went downhill from there
Equestrians have great butts and great posture 
and you will occasionally see one drinking water from a hose pipe in the middle of summer when your water bottle is too far away

The hose pipe tho

The only part they got right is the cute part. I can’t afford a $7 coffee my horse just got his feet done. Perfect manicures ha! I gave up on that a long time ago! By the time i am done at the barn i look like i went for a roll with my horse.

Hahaha hose pipe so true

i feel like this is true for those hunter girls who have their own grooms and dont know what a hoof pick is

hose pipes tho omg 
one time a girl i rode with spent the whole day at the barn instead of going home to get ready for this dinner she had to go to, so she washed her hair with horse shampoo in the wash stall LOL

horsesornothing:

small-town-equestrian:

letterperfectmxk:

paint-horse-dreamin:

piaffepassage:

browbands:

 

is this sarcasm??? Equestrians are people who always have a bit of straw in their pockets and mints in their bags in case of ponies

Equestrians are people who have cracked nails, most likely painted but chipped because they tried to make them look super good and then went to the stables and it all went downhill from there

Equestrians have great butts and great posture 

and you will occasionally see one drinking water from a hose pipe in the middle of summer when your water bottle is too far away

The hose pipe tho

The only part they got right is the cute part. I can’t afford a $7 coffee my horse just got his feet done. Perfect manicures ha! I gave up on that a long time ago! By the time i am done at the barn i look like i went for a roll with my horse.

Hahaha hose pipe so true

i feel like this is true for those hunter girls who have their own grooms and dont know what a hoof pick is

hose pipes tho omg

one time a girl i rode with spent the whole day at the barn instead of going home to get ready for this dinner she had to go to, so she washed her hair with horse shampoo in the wash stall LOL

posted 3 months ago with 1,322 notes
via: horsesornothing · source: gpas-and-parlantis
pawijaeventing:

roanappaloosa:

about a year ago I taught Jack how to wave … now he sees a carrot and waves and i just. no horse.

HAHAHA HOW CAN I NOT REBLOG THIS, YOUR FACE IS SO UNIMPRESSED

pawijaeventing:

roanappaloosa:

about a year ago I taught Jack how to wave … now he sees a carrot and waves and i just. no horse.

HAHAHA HOW CAN I NOT REBLOG THIS, YOUR FACE IS SO UNIMPRESSED

posted 3 months ago with 1,601 notes
via: horsesfuckyeah · source: roanappaloosa
sit2beats:

horsesornothing:

greymichaela:

brigglets:

Oh horses. Where would I be without you!

Probably with a lot less hay in my bra.

… The truth ^

And with more money

sit2beats:

horsesornothing:

greymichaela:

brigglets:

Oh horses. Where would I be without you!

Probably with a lot less hay in my bra.

… The truth ^

And with more money
posted 4 months ago with 13,564 notes
via: b-o-u-n-c-e-r · source: soundtrack-for-lovers
bell-boots:

sitting—trot:

chippedinstarrs:

sonadormolly:

keepcalmandride-on:

I WILL REBLOG THIS TIL MY FINGERS BLEED
FOR EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT HAVING THICK THIGHS BECAUSE OF RIDING
STOP 
YOUR THIGHS ARE MAJESTIC AS FUCK
YOU USE THEM TO BALANCE YOURSELF WHILE ON TOP OF A THOUSAND POUND ANIMAL OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO BE BIG
SOME PEOPLE CANT CONTROL A FUCKING DOG BUT YOU CAN CONTROL THIS HUGE IDIOTIC ANIMAL WITH BATSHIT CRAZY INSTINCTS 
LOVE YOUR THUNDER THIGHS

I needed this

^^^^^^^^^

RESPECT YOUR THIGHS GUYS
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
THEY ARE STRONG
YOU COULD SNAP YOUR ENEMIES NECKS WITH THEM

bell-boots:

sitting—trot:

chippedinstarrs:

sonadormolly:

keepcalmandride-on:

I WILL REBLOG THIS TIL MY FINGERS BLEED

FOR EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT HAVING THICK THIGHS BECAUSE OF RIDING

STOP 

YOUR THIGHS ARE MAJESTIC AS FUCK

YOU USE THEM TO BALANCE YOURSELF WHILE ON TOP OF A THOUSAND POUND ANIMAL OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO BE BIG

SOME PEOPLE CANT CONTROL A FUCKING DOG BUT YOU CAN CONTROL THIS HUGE IDIOTIC ANIMAL WITH BATSHIT CRAZY INSTINCTS 

LOVE YOUR THUNDER THIGHS

I needed this

^^^^^^^^^

RESPECT YOUR THIGHS GUYS

THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL

THEY ARE STRONG

YOU COULD SNAP YOUR ENEMIES NECKS WITH THEM

posted 4 months ago with 5,219 notes
via: h-0-r-s-e-s · source: equestrianvalentinesdaycards

raisetherail:

*horse pins ears*
Non-equestrian: Omg! It looks angry! I should move away before it tries to bite me!
Me: You better wipe that expression off your face in the next 3 seconds or I’ll give you something to pin your ears at you little shithead.

posted 4 months ago with 2,847 notes
via: be-at-ease · source: raisetherail

bridles-and-boots:

horsesequalsmiles:

Trust won’t save you if a plastic bag comes rolling by.

if you aren’t an equestrian this would be so fucking confusing 

posted 4 months ago with 4,238 notes
via: h-0-r-s-e-s · source: horsesequalsmiles
dressagequeen1:

Stop looking at me with those eyebrows hot damn.

dressagequeen1:

Stop looking at me with those eyebrows hot damn.

posted 4 months ago with 8,476 notes
via: be-at-ease · source: showjumperx
the-goat-barn:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

“What I thought this was a carousel! Why is it moving?! ABORT! ABORT!”

I could seriously sit here and watch this all day!

the-goat-barn:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

“What I thought this was a carousel! Why is it moving?! ABORT! ABORT!”

I could seriously sit here and watch this all day!

posted 4 months ago with 6,668 notes
via: horsesfuckyeah · source: soundtrack-for-lovers

train-to-win:

bitchesinbreeches:

bays-for-days:

melissamatoss:

Well it’s with a heavy and sad heart that I say my gorgeous mare is officially for sale :(
It’s not because I can’t afford her but because I am too tall for her. If she were 16.3 or 17 h I wouldn’t sell her for the rest of my life!

A little info on her…..
9 yr old coming 10 this year
15.3 hands
Grey
Anglo-Arabian
Mare
Whisper is a true packer from short stirrups to the 3’ hunters. Simple horse, you can take her from the trailer straight to the show ring. UTD on everything. Sweetest personality you could find.

If anyone wants additional info please message me and I can help you out or give you my trainers number for additional info.

Keep reblogging this please!!

I so wish I had seen this when we were looking for a horse- she’s gorgeous! (And I have a soft spot for Anglo-Arabs)

She’s gorgeous

If only

posted 4 months ago with 440 notes
via: horsesfuckyeah · source: melissamatoss